Well, I am in Bali for a month where I seem to get a lot of writing done. When I have travelled here with Jo her in the past, she always used to say it was nice to see ‘Bali Ian’ arrive.

So, I am feeling the vibe already after a couple of days and have promised a few posts about Bali drivers etc, but thought I should put ‘The Jab’ series to bed, so to speak – then I wouldn’t like to speak about it at all, ever again.

I am due for my 3rd vaccination injection. So, I thought I’d best be as informed as I can about that. Not that most of the information is contradictory or changing constantly but, through using my own brain and experience and what I thought wasn’t a bad education throughout my life.

An analogy immediately came to mind about having the ‘insurance’ of the multiple vaccinations to protect me – I likened it to car insurance…..

But before that, it is important to know that I got my second vaccination and was lucky to not have any side effects, only one, and thankfully that was not a sore arm.

The only side effect was that four weeks later I got COVID19 – again, lucky, pretty mild and was negative and up an running a week.

The initiatives of the vaccination making companies: I think they are called Big-Pharma is to be admired in connection with the Government strategies and spending to keep us all safe and ensure we are customers for life (see The Jab – Part 2).

The initiative (only an analogy at this time in a design matrix to ensure interoperability and flowing synergy with bipartisant agreements and economic partnership; all in a green washed inclusive way ….) is to sell to the Government and the hardworking battlers of Australia, for the rich to enact, in partnership with our wonderful democratic and capitalist society; and introduce;

Free Car Insurance for All

The government will ensure everyone’s car insurance is for free.

The Government throughout Australia, at Federal and State Level, through a joint courcas, and meeting, and public announcements, and changing mandates, will provide free car insurance for all.

This of course this will not be a compulsory scheme as you will have a choice.

Unfortunately all insurance companies in Australia will not be able to insure you directly. Traditionally they have found it difficult to get timely payment so the Government will take over this job for them, and you won’t have to worry about paying those pesky bills – talk about leadership!

The wonderful state of emergency powers will be invoked until the introduction of legislation that will include all overseas insurance agencies and insurance agencies that have not been peer reviewed or approved by the World Associated National Knowledge (WANK) division of the United Nations (Security Council Members Only – except Russia).

In the event that you choose not to be part of the Commonwealth Only National (CON) scheme you can of course not drive a car; I’m sure you wouldn’t want to put the rest of us a risk.

The Government will of course recoup insurance costs through temporary taxes in line with the Emergency Services Levi.

Finally, should you experience any vehicle collision which may result in minor damage, or on going injury or death the CON has factored in the designated responsibility falling through appropriate legal precedent to the driver and/or their family/community and any such person who may not have insurance.

All compensation, repair, death, injury payouts or another matters associated with the CON will enable all funds to be withdrawn to the respective insurer and redistributed to the general revenue stream of lost Government funds.

The Insured (dare we call the the Aussie-Battler supporting the country) may wish to have repairs conducted by a Government and Insurance company partnered no-fault unauthorised Crash Repair Approved Person (CRAP) at their own expense.

Dead people will be ineligible to re-enter the scheme. Should a person have driven a car, ever, and become a fatality it will be recorded as a CON crash for statistical recording, unaccessible to the public.

So, this is my last word on ‘The Jab’. There will be no part three blog post and there will be part three going into my arm.

If you think I am irresponsible, tell me why we locked down the entire country when we were getting 400ish cases a day and now we are getting thousands and I am writing this sitting by a pool in Bali.

PS: Told you there would be a war….
(see my post Brave New World here….)